Size matters.

The whole “size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it” thing is cute, but for the love of God don’t tell that to your man. Men care about size more than you do. Don’t ask why. They just do. It’s their single physical attribute directly correlated to their manhood. You have a bit of wiggle room when it comes to that sort of stuff. Bust and bum can make you feel more feminine and if you’ve not been blessed with either, a little help from a squat rack or a doc can fix the problem. A man though? Tread very carefully when this subject comes up.

And quite frankly, it baffles me how you haven’t figured this one out and I have to break it down for you. It’s simple. When he asks, say it’s big.

As a matter of fact, say it before he even asks. Say it’s the biggest you ever had. This is not the time to be honest. This is not the time for the truth. This is actually the time men want you to lie. What do you think is gonna happen? He’ll find himself at a urinal with all your exes lined up and see you’re lying? All he cares about is how you perceive him. What you think. Sex is about confidence, about two people baring their naked body to each other terrified their other half won’t approve.

“Baby, do you think I’m fat? Have I put on some extra weight?” Do you really want the honest answer to that question? Exactly. 

All a man wants is to be accepted, to be revered, celebrated by the woman he chooses to share his body with.

So ladies, when it comes to size, please be large.