“Looks are just a bonus. They fade over time anyway. I care more about a man’s character. How they make me feel, how they seduce my brain.” 

“Obviously! The core, the basis of any relationship is found in character and personality but to say that looks are just a bonus, don’t you think you’re downplaying the importance of physical attraction?” 

“Why does it always have to be about sex with guys?” 

“What? Who said it’s just about sex?” 

“Physical attraction has nothing to do with looks. It’s all about feelings and chemistry.” 

“Emmm…it’s called physical for a reason. It has everything to do with looks. I mean don’t get me wrong, feelings and chemistry are up there but you need to like the way someone looks, they need to turn you on before anything else.” 

“Getting turned on is mental. It’s the connection. Who cares about the body? You think abs and muscles are important to women? Ha! To tell you the truth I actually think that when men are into their looks too much, it’s actually a turn off.” 

“Ok so let me get this straight. Instead of being a plus to put the time and energy to look good, a man is actually depreciating in value? Since when has a good body become a turn off?”

“Well I guess we all have different tastes.” 

“And your taste is what exactly…? Any man who doesn’t have a gym membership?” 

“Have I offended you? Is this the first time your abs are not going to get you the girl? 

“Offended me? Ha! To be honest it sounds like men with good bodies intimidate you. Maybe put some pressure on you.” 

“What kind of pressure? What do you mean? Are you saying I need to join a gym?” 

“You said it, not me.” 

“How dare you! Who do you think you are? Not that’s any of your business but I’ll have you know that I’ve dated men with way better bodies than yours.” 

“Liar.” 

“I’m not a liar! I have!” 

“Prove it. Show me a picture.” 

“I don’t have pictures of their bodies. That’s something you’d probably do.” 

“Oh I get it now. That’s why you’re not dating them anymore… Because they had nice bodies.” 

“Was that supposed to be humor?” 

“Ok so you have two guys that have exactly the same character but one of them has the body of Channing Tatum from Magic Mike and the other one has the body of Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowski. Which one is more likely to make you cum?” 

“You’re out of order! That’s enough!” 

“Ok, ok! Which one is more likely to make love to you in a manner that you will enjoy?” 

“Either, since they have the same character.” 

“Ok now you’re just being stubborn.” 

“You asked and I answered.” 

“Anyway! It’s quite clear I’m not your type. Nice to meet you.” 

“I never said I don’t like you.” 

“Oh, so you like me in spite of my good body?” 

“Kind of.” 

“Does that mean you want to see me again?” 

“Yeah, let’s go to the movies next weekend.” 

“What do you wanna see?” 

“Magic Mike.”